Americans are talking about what's happening! For example: "Men and women agreed that Jennifer Aniston is the most eligible single woman in the world, with 29 percent of the total votes. Halle Berry received 21 percent, while Elin Nordegren received 15 percent, followed by Betty White (11 percent), Lady Gaga (5 percent), and Elena Kagan (4 percent)." Uhh,Elena Kagan? Is she evenAmerican? Don't miss the HAWT VIDEO of Jennifer Aniston having an orgasm on a toilet, for Iran.
When you consider the swirling noise cloud of trivia and bullshit that makes up most Americans' brain activity, it becomes slightly easier to comprehend how a jabbering idiot like Sarah Palin has become a "leading political figure." We just got this in the email fromVanity Fairmagazine, for some reason:
36 PERCENT OF AMERICANS THINK SOCIAL NETWORKING IS THEIR BIGGEST WASTE OF TIME
JENNIFER ANISTON VOTED THE MOST ELIGIBLE BACHELORETTE IN THE WORLD
ONLY 10 PERCENT OF AMERICANS SUPPORT WAR WITH IRAN IF IT ATTACKS ISRAEL, 25 PERCENT IF IT ATTACK’S U.S. SOIL
This is kind of hilarious: Only a quarter of American Idiots surveyed by "Vanity Fair/60 Minutes" (?) believe we should fight back if Iran actually attacks "U.S. Soil." Maybe they don't know what "soil" means? This is a likely explanation!
"Sir, do you support war with Iran if it attacks Israel?"
"Huh? Din't we already nuke Saddam?"
"That'sIraq, sir. Again, do you support war with Iran if it attacks Israel?"
"Nah I guess, fuck the fuckin' Jews lookit what Jews did ta Rick's List."
"And if Iran attacks U.S. soil,thenwould you support a war against Iran?"
"Fuckin' ta hell with them too."
"Themwho?"
"The soil or whatever. Jews."
And if you want to bring the EU into it, he escaped!
OH NO THEY SHOOTN OUR DIRTS NOW?! IT IZ ONNN EYE-RANNERS!!