Americans Have Important Opinions Regarding Jennifer Aniston, Iran

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Americans are talking about what's happening! For example: "Men and women agreed that Jennifer Aniston is the most eligible single woman in the world, with 29 percent of the total votes. Halle Berry received 21 percent, while Elin Nordegren received 15 percent, followed by Betty White (11 percent), Lady Gaga (5 percent), and Elena Kagan (4 percent)." Uhh,Elena Kagan? Is she even American? Don't miss the HAWT VIDEO of Jennifer Aniston having an orgasm on a toilet, for Iran.


When you consider the swirling noise cloud of trivia and bullshit that makes up most Americans' brain activity, it becomes slightly easier to comprehend how a jabbering idiot like Sarah Palin has become a "leading political figure." We just got this in the email from Vanity Fair magazine, for some reason:

36 PERCENT OF AMERICANS THINK SOCIAL NETWORKING IS THEIR BIGGEST WASTE OF TIME

JENNIFER ANISTON VOTED THE MOST ELIGIBLE BACHELORETTE IN THE WORLD

ONLY 10 PERCENT OF AMERICANS SUPPORT WAR WITH IRAN IF IT ATTACKS ISRAEL, 25 PERCENT IF IT ATTACKā€™S U.S. SOIL

This is kind of hilarious: Only a quarter of American Idiots surveyed by "Vanity Fair/60 Minutes" (?) believe we should fight back if Iran actually attacks "U.S. Soil." Maybe they don't know what "soil" means? This is a likely explanation!

"Sir, do you support war with Iran if it attacks Israel?"

"Huh? Din't we already nuke Saddam?"

"That's Iraq, sir. Again, do you support war with Iran if it attacks Israel?"

"Nah I guess, fuck the fuckin' Jews lookit what Jews did ta Rick's List."

"And if Iran attacks U.S. soil, then would you support a war against Iran?"

"Fuckin' ta hell with them too."

"Them who?"

"The soil or whatever. Jews."

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