Americans Want Fictional Democratic President

Two 'Merikas! - WonketteA shocking new poll shows that America wants a Democrat president -- just not Hillary, Obama or Edwards. The reasons are about what you'd expect from the American Voter: Hillary's a woman of determination, Barry Hussein is black, and John Edwards is a gay lawyer.


"I just think he's a slick character," some old retired guy said about Edwards. The old retired guy in question said he wants a Democrat president more than anything -- unless Haircut 400 is the nominee, in which case he'll gladly vote for any Republican.

Hang in there, everybody! Just seventeen more months to go!

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