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Oh look it's Carey Torrice, County Commissioner in Macomb County, Michigan! Some e-mail we just got, completely unrelated, tells us that Macomb County is a bellwether for the state. Important! And Carey Torrice, who recently won TMZ's search for America's hottest politician, pretty much runs it. And yet, despite having a hot piece of ass as County Commissioner, Macomb residents are complaining about the TMZ article, which "has featured photos taken from Torrice's own Web site that show her in various sexy costumes." Well then! Let's check out Torrice's website shall we?


So she was in some movie at some point, and it kind of screams "straight-to-video" and probably no one has ever seen it because why? Right. This is kind of awesome though. "Look at me, Carey, with my legs brutally sawed off and pools of blood collecting!" HA HA HA WHEEE!

Ah well there's a boob.

"Modeling gloves." Is that what the kids call it these days?

LIEUTENANT DONOVAN!!! He's so hot she probably does him a lot. Look at him cover his boner with his police helmet. Why even bother?

Re-elect Carey Torrice! She's a star.

Angry residents jeer 'Hot Politician' Torrice at Macomb board meeting [Detroit News]

[CareyTorrice.com]

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WHOA THERE, it is a #HotScoop about something happening that portends the wrapping up of the Robert Mueller investigation, one that we can actually believe to a point, because of how CNN seems to have some receipts for its story. (Unlike what we always hear from reporters who shall remain nameless, like Ken Dilanian from NBC News.)

CNN is reporting that "as soon as next week," new attorney general William Barr will be announcing the "completion" of the Mueller probe and that Mueller will be sending some sort of report to Barr.

And just like that, this is you right now: WHOA IF TRUE, IS IT TRUE? IS HE JUST GOING TO LEAVE LIKE THIS? BUT WE HAVEN'T EVEN SAID GOODBYE!

And this is Robert Mueller right now: bUt We HaVeN't EvEn SaId GoOdByE!!!!!!!!

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Aimee Maddonna, of Simpsonville, South Carolina, is a nice lady who wanted to take in some foster children and give them a nice home, with her, her husband and their children. Her father had been in the foster care system himself, and her parents had always brought foster children into their home as well, hoping to give those kids a better experience than he had in the system. She had hoped to continue the tradition, and went to Miracle Hill Ministries, the largest and most widely advertised foster care provider in the state, to get started. At first, Miracle Hill told her that she and her family would be a great fit for foster kids and seemed excited to have them on board.

And then they asked her what church she went to.

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