America's Sweetheart, Jenna Bush, To Do TeeVee Reporting For NBC's 'Today' Show!
Here's another way to mark the inevitable passage of time since everybody was all nutty about the 9/11, eight years ago: Jenna Bush, fun-loving teen-aged drunkard of Smith Point and daughter of America's worst president, is now so grown up and harmless that she's going to do some video stuff for the Today program, which is a soothing combination of cooking tips and birthday greetings to 100-year-olds, early in the morning, because old people get up crazy early for no reason at all. Jenna! She's married and is a teacher or something in Baltimore, too. [Baltimore Sun]