Lots of state legislatures, those cute little incubators of democracy, have suggested that teachers pack heat because post-Newtown you can't be too careful, you know. Most people have been too scared to pull the trigger on this genius plan, but not the good folks of Clarksville High School in Arkansas, who will be letting their teachers and administrators roam the halls with 9mm weapons this fall. New Clarksville High School motto: Safety Last.
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