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Hale, fellows, and salutations! What say we repair to our divans, a libation in the old paw, and nod sagely in agreement as first Hillary and then that swell ol' Bern both say thoughtful, intelligent, compassionate and common-sensible things with which only a screw of rectum-heads would disagree!

Feel free to accuse Hillary of being on the menopause, or Bernie of being a Jew, or any other thing Donald Trump might say, in the comments, whatever, lightweights.

Nota bene: we shall not be liveblooging the pre-debate scrum on CNN. Enough is enough, Wolf Blitzer! First Fox made the GOP debates ONE HUNDRED AND SEVENTY HOURS LONG, and now CNN is trying to pretend the Democratic debate tonight starts at eight-thirty WHEN IT DOES NOT. Unless it does? Fucking sneaky CNN.

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Fellow Wonkers, this last week of horror has been wearing on us all, because here we are in a world where the "president" of the United States has ordered that migrant children be taken away from their parents at the border, and is simultaneously proud of it (for his base) and cravenly blaming it on Democrats because even he knows it's morally reprehensible. But what the hell can we do about it, we are all keening, beyond calling our senators and representatives and posting sadness on Twitter, the latter of which is of dubious utility to anyone, and mostly depressing?

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There are perks to being the only Harvard professor willing to shill for the Bush League Mussolini. Everyone else has to haul ass to the Fox studio and sit for hair and makeup. Not Alan Dershowitz! He just parks his laptop in Pee Wee's playhouse and Skypes in that rant. Is he even wearing pants? We hope never to find out!

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