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*Heard on the Hill: Jerry Nadlerfalls asleep in the House chamber while C-Span watches...Johnny Isaksonmisses a Senate vote due to a root canal... The House members who pretended to live on food stamps are back to eating like the rich people they truly are...Jeff Sessionsexplained his displeasure with the immigration bill with a 'Schoolhouse Rock' poster. [ Roll Call ]
*Reliable Source: Bush Twinsare here again... Disgraced former Administration bigwigs ride trains, work out, go to Dunkin' Donuts. [ WP ]
*Yeas and Nays: DC Madam lovesHillary... DC types gave lame commencement speeches all over the place last weekend...George Tenethad a top-secret clandestine book signing for spies...Barney Frankcan't wear a coat, wore a Lacoaste sweater on the House floor. [ Examiner ]
*Under the Dome: 13-year-old outraged by Walter Reed scandal, calls outJohn Warner and Jim Webbin a film. [ The Hill ]
*Shenanigans: Margaret Spellingsto be the first sitting cabinet official to doThe Daily Show...Newt Gingrichsigns baseballs, refuses to say whether he's running for President. [ Politico ]
*The Sleuth: Rep. Jesse Jacksonrides a Segway. [ WP ]