And Your Deck Of Cards Missing The Jack And The Ace
"Parents who testified last night were mostly critical of the closures, using language like, 'they want to take away education' and comparing the closures to 'taking a seed out of the ground that's already been planted'." [ DCist ]
"Slot machines and blackjack are both excellent ways to raise a lot of money while not fleecing your citizenry." [ why.i.hate.dc ]
"The plan will prevent those who don't live in the neighborhood of the stadium from parking legally on nearby streets long enough to attend a game." [ WP ]
"You should never get out of the cab but instead warn the driver that you will call the police and demand that the driver shows you his taxi license." [ Diary of a Mad DC Cabbie ]