Anderson Cooper recently delivered the Class Day speech at Yale. Here's the money quote:
"The only thing about high school I remember is my senior prom ... if what I remember is true, it is very possible that some of you are my children, especially you with the blue eyes and freakishly gray hair," said Cooper, pointing at an audience member. "Let me just say that if that is true, for legal reasons I can't say that whether you are my children, but I'm bursting with pride today, and I'm sorry for not being around for the last 20 years."
Who's your daddy, indeed. As for the "bursting with pride" part -- save it for next month, Coop.
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