Anderson Cooper Doesn't Believe In Exploding Terror Babies
Terror babies are a fun new terrorism flavor of anchor babies, apparently. Or perhaps they're a spin-off of Muppet Babies. It's hard to tell because this is such a GAPING HOLE and needs to be yelled about at Anderson Cooper's face.
Just a note: This man, unlike Debbie Riddle, is an actual member of Congress. Like, a majority of people in an actual district elected him to federal office. Hundreds of thousands of people voted for him. (Hundreds of thousands of former anti-terror babies.)
Looks like we have the plot of a new, post-9/11 Honey, I Blew Up The Kid. [CNN]