A lot of readers have been writing in about the transcript we posted earlier, in which Sean Combs offers Anderson Cooper a t-shirt so that Cooper (who, believe it or not, is without a ladyfriend!) might attract a mate. (Keep your fingers crossed, girls!) These correspondents claim that what's really funny about the exchange isn't that Combs has a magic t-shirt, it's that Anderson Cooper is a gay. To which we say: That's silly! He's on the TV! They don't let the gays on television! And why would he choose to be gay when he's so good-looking? He could have sex with any woman he wants.
Anderson Cooper, Eligible Bachelor [Wonkette]