Andrea Mitchell Nearly Killed By John McCain's War Balloons

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September 05, 2008 06:57 PM

Here is the highlight of John McCain's big acceptance speech extravaganza last night: that time Andrea Mitchell was nearly murdered in a sneak balloon attack, and all of her supposed "friends" on the MSNBC coolly mocked her and called her "Boom Boom," which is code for "old-timey boxing hero cut down in her prime by elitist balloons." It is always a tragedy, for America, when news anchors have to interact with the physical world. [YouTube]

Happy Father's Day, Roger Stone! YOU ARE THE COLLUSION!

It's always the guy you TOTALLY suspect!

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Roger Stone, you got some 'splainin' to do, Mister! Remember all those times Stone swore on his Nixon tattoo that he never had any contact with Russians, wasn't a campaign surrogate, and wasn't tipped off to stolen DNC emails in advance? Like that time he told the Washington Post:

"I've never been to Russia. I didn't talk to anybody who was identifiably Russian during the two-year run-up to this campaign," he said. "I very definitely can't think of anybody who might have been a Russian without my knowledge. It's a canard."

Stone told the House Intelligence Committee the same thing last September, but, LOL FUNNY STORY! Seems that Stone just plum forgot about that time in May, 2016 when Trump communications advisor Michael Caputo asked him to meet with Henry Greenberg, "a man with a Make America Great Again hat and a viscous Russian accent." The Washington Post reports, Greenberg was offering sexxxxy Russian dirts on Hillary Clinton, which Stone and Caputo were only too happy to grab by the pussy. But they just couldn't get there!

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What Are Texans Doing For Father's Day? Marching To Get Migrant Kids Back To Their Families.

What kind of country does this?

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Congressman Beto O'Rourke, who hopes to replace Ted Cruz in the US Senate this fall, is one of several Texas and El Paso leaders participating in a march to the just-opened tent city at the US/Mexico border in Tornillo, Texas, where children have already been ~~imprisoned~~ "placed."

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