ANDREW CARD RESIGNATION HEADLINE PUN WATCH

Bush shuffles aides, Card out as chief of staff [Reuters]


Not Showing His Cards [Politics Extra]

Card Folds, Bush Draws To the Inside [The Nation]

Card Shuffled [Patriot Ledger]

And winner of the Annual Wonkette LL Cool J Reference Award is The Dallas Morning News with "Don't Call It a Shakeup".

Winner of the Gratuitous Cruelty By an Unfeeling Algorithm Award is Google News:

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Ouch, guys. Top result?

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