ANDREW CARD RESIGNATION HEADLINE PUN WATCH
Not Showing His Cards [Politics Extra]
Card Folds, Bush Draws To the Inside [The Nation]
Card Shuffled [Patriot Ledger]
And winner of the Annual Wonkette LL Cool J Reference Award is The Dallas Morning News with "Don't Call It a Shakeup".
Winner of the Gratuitous Cruelty By an Unfeeling Algorithm Award is Google News:
Ouch, guys. Top result?