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Andrew FrankenSullivan Takes the TV Tonight

A cruel rumor goes out: semi-con pundit Andrew Sullivan isn't on hiatus from blogging, he's actually dead. Hey, that's mean! But, if it were only true, perhaps the zombie Sullivan could take on the zombie bin Laden? That's clearly the only way we'll catch that slippery terrorist. And boy howdy, the script writes itself—'K Street' meets Jerry Bruckheimer, though we're thinking porn...


But really: we can confirm that Sullivan is booked for some serious talking-head TV time tonight after the State of the Union, so rumors of his status among the walking undead are greatly exaggerated. Besides, no amount of makeup can make the undead presentable on the cable nets—for evidence, we refer you to the recently decompensating and truly unholy visage of Ann Coulter.

Remind me to tell you about the time in Provincetown a few summers back when Sullivan, aboard his trusty bike, darted in front of my pickup truck. It seemed like an eternity before finally my foot chose to settle on the brake, but apparently his God exerts some kind of mystical Catholic force field around him.

andrew sullivan: hiatus, retired, or...dead?!?!? [Regular Staple]

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Cripes the News has been awful lately! And so Yr Editrix suggested we find some good, positive news. Especially after we pitched writing a Wonket about this Mother Jones story on how global warming may be killing the whales, even though Donald Trump knows their prince. (Reply: "Nope. FOR SURE NOT THAT.") And so, as a reminder that a gooder world is possible and apropos of nothing at all that definitely didn't set your Editrix off on Twitter, where she has been stewing and bitching most shrillfully about the 2016 election and the 2020 election and any terrible similarities thereof and thereupon and therefore and thereto, we present a collection of videos of Elizabeth Warren yelling at big banks and calling for them to be broken up and their criminal operators to go to jail. Puppies and kittens will only get you so far, after all.

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