Giant Flag Eats Brave Immigration Protesters
Here's the troubling photographic evidence of whatever's happening, at this building, the Anti-Immigration Headquarters and/or Dept. of Education at 12th & D SW. It appears the angry Latinos have beeneatenby a monstrous American Flag. Our operative "Danielle W." says a few protesters escaped, blocked some traffic because why not, and are now headed for "the waterfront." CLICK "MORE" FOR AN EXCITING ANNOUNCEMENT.
This is as good a time as any to introduce our new User Generated Feature, very looselystolen frombased on Vomity Andy Sullivan'sbeloved "Pictures of Frozen Trees Outside My Sad House" blog posts. Add tips@wonkette.com to your cell-phone contact list, and send us your pictures of weird/funny/horrible/exciting stuff in D.C. -- this is the Gold Standard (UPDATE: OH YEAH THIS ISNOT SO SAFE FOR WORK, and the stuff you send us should probably be safe for the office) -- and we'll post them here, once each day, and even link to your blog or whatever. SUBJECT LINE MUST SAY "THE HORROR I'VE WITNESSED."