Angry Town Hall Mob Explains To John McCain That Doing Nothing In Syria Is The New Doing Something In Syria

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Poor old really old John McCain. Lately, he has been flinging himself at all possible Syria options so that he can later decide what to do based on a complicated metric of whining and hostility over not winning in 2008. Johnny Boy has made the mistake of looking like he might semi-sorta like to bomb Syria, which means he might semi-sorta agree with Bamz about something (haha that is not true but we needed a whole post to explain John McCain's ever shifting catalog of hates). No matter what, the 1000-year-old people in his district are SO MAD:


"We didn't send you to make war for us. We sent you to stop the war," one man said to applause.

Another man, holding a bag of marshmallows, declared Congress was going soft on its duties to represent voters.

"This is what I think of Congress," he told McCain. "They are a bunch of marshmallows. That's what they are. That's what they've become. Why are you not listening to the people and staying out of Syria? It's not our fight."

You hear that John McCain?! These voters do not want Peace through Strength because that is for squishy gelatin-based things. It takes a real man to stay out of conflicts. C'mon, you 100-pound weakling! Be a tough guy like Neville Chamberlain and show 'em the back of your appeasing little hand. You should understand by now that since the black dude is in office, we're not gonna war no more because Kenyan Muslin imposter, duh:

"For me, to listen to you say there is no good option in Syria – I refuse to believe that," she said. "The good option right now is to take Saudi Arabia and Iran and force them to stop supporting the two sides in Syria. And you could do it. You can do it by diplomacy, not bombs, Sen. McCain.

She's right! McCain should follow the lead of well-beloved conservative superhero Jimmy Carter, who has already called for just such a peace summit. Why won't you listen to GOP darling Jimmy Carter???

'Bout time you learned, John McCain, that the only way you're going to please your base is by giving them the full-blooded red-meat-flinging behavior they've come to expect from you and yours where Obummer is concerned. Your actual factual only job is to do the opposite of what Bamz wants, so screw Syria. Give the people what they want!

[CNN]

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