Ukraine's new president, Viktor Yanukovych, had a terrible fight with an opposition wreath. At least he didn't get poisoned and terribly disfigured (by the Russians SMERSH) like that last guy, who used to be so handsome before he was nearly killed by Russia SMERSH.

Here's some more exciting video of Russian President Dmitry Medvedev and Yanukovych getting rained on, and having wreaths blow over on them, and ladies sweeping wet carpets, and weird off-camera Slavic Laughter, and whatever. Ukraine!

Here is a story about this situation, from the Wall Street Journal. [Wall Street Journal/Video via Wonkette operative "Peter M."]