So, how'd it go? Pix, stories, underage mayor's daughter sightings? Let us know.— GREG BEATO
First Report: "looked like it was a frat party reunion at first, given the overwhelming number of white boys with thick necks. can they just smell togas? togas were generally red or green, making it into sort of a christmas-y toga thing. there was also an elvis impersonator, but he was very low key. c'mon, man, you're elvis! shake a tailfeather, do some karate! such fun we have in dc [insert deflated kazoo sound here]."