Ann Romney Just Cannot Stop Being Classy
We already know you are not going to watch the video, above, of Ann Romney getting interviewed on Fox New's "America's Newsroom." (Only valid for certain values of "America.") So you do not absolutely need to tell us in the comments about how you are not going to watch it. Deal? Cool.
So, what did you miss when you refused to watch the lovely and amazing Ann Romney talking about new documentary Mitt? Oh, just what a bunch of losers Americans are by not voting for her husband, that's all, no big.
"We lost, but truly the country lost, by not having Mitt as president," says Ann, and why is everyone freaking out? I mean, we all remember how Tipper Gore just would not stop yammering about how stupid the Supreme Court was when it "elected" best president ever George W. Bush. And Rosalynn Carter too, was always flapping her gus about the moron in the White House and how he was a treasonous mothball-brained dick. Oh they did not do that? In fact, we can't even remember Barbara Bush saying anything shitty when her husband was beaten by that upstart ruffian Bill Clinton? (And no less a person than Richard Nixon said of her, admiringly, "that is a woman who knows how to hate.") Well, maybe they all should have tried harder to be as classy and refined as the elegant Ann.
This is, of course, not the first time Ann Romney went on teevee to mouth sad platitudes about how dumb the country is and what fuckups the Obamas are and how stupid we are to have voted for them.
In fact, what does Ann think about Barack Obama's administration? "I'll be polite and nice and not comment," she says, with scary mean goldfish eyes. Oh, Ann. Let's take a polite and nice tip from ol' Babs up there. We can't say it, but it rhymes with "cunt."