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Ann Romney Just Cannot Stop Being Classy

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We already know you are not going to watch the video, above, of Ann Romney getting interviewed on Fox New's "America's Newsroom." (Only valid for certain values of "America.") So you do not absolutely need to tell us in the comments about how you are not going to watch it. Deal? Cool.


So, what did you miss when you refused to watch the lovely and amazing Ann Romney talking about new documentary Mitt? Oh, just what a bunch of losers Americans are by not voting for her husband, that's all, no big.

"We lost, but truly the country lost, by not having Mitt as president," says Ann, and why is everyone freaking out? I mean, we all remember how Tipper Gore just would not stop yammering about how stupid the Supreme Court was when it "elected" best president ever George W. Bush. And Rosalynn Carter too, was always flapping her gus about the moron in the White House and how he was a treasonous mothball-brained dick. Oh they did not do that? In fact, we can't even remember Barbara Bush saying anything shitty when her husband was beaten by that upstart ruffian Bill Clinton? (And no less a person than Richard Nixon said of her, admiringly, "that is a woman who knows how to hate.") Well, maybe they all should have tried harder to be as classy and refined as the elegant Ann.

This is, of course, not the first time Ann Romney went on teevee to mouth sad platitudes about how dumb the country is and what fuckups the Obamas are and how stupid we are to have voted for them.

In fact, what does Ann think about Barack Obama's administration? "I'll be polite and nice and not comment," she says, with scary mean goldfish eyes. Oh, Ann. Let's take a polite and nice tip from ol' Babs up there. We can't say it, but it rhymes with "cunt."

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Lace up your sneakers, Wonkers! Time to hit the streets. MoveOn, the ACLU, MomsRising and all your favorite dirty leftists are getting together for a yuuuuuuuuge march to show that WE ARE A NATION OF DECENT FUCKING HUMAN BEINGS WHO DON'T KIDNAP BABIES. And your Wonkette will be there!

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Rudy Giuliani, flapping his loose yap to Politico on Monday:

President Donald Trump's attorney Rudy Giuliani said on Monday that he was actually just bluffing last week when he called for Justice Department leaders to suspend special counsel Robert Mueller's investigation within 24 hours.

"I didn't think it would," Giuliani told POLITICO with a laugh when asked about the Mueller inquiry's still being very much an active investigation. "But I still think it should be." [...]

That's what I'm supposed to do," Giuliani explained on Monday. "What am I supposed to say? That they should investigate him forever? Sorry, I'm not a sucker."

Cool, that is just Rudy Giuliani admitting he's full of shit and words and more shit and more words (and also a noun, a verb and 9/11). We are guessing therefore that Giuliani, who is a lawyer, would legally advise us to continue assuming we should take his every oral ejaculation with a gi-normous grain of FULL OF SHIT.

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