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Ann Romney Not Worrying Her Beautiful Mind About Neighbors' Unhappiness With Grotesque Beach Mansion

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In her quest to build a modest11,000-square-foot cottage not in anyone's way at all right there on that public beach, Ann Romney is starting to sound a little like America's most favoritest belovedest totally great lady, one Barbara "gentle murmurs" Bush. Neighbors may be unhappy over the Romneys' ... hmmm ... lack of politesse (THE ROMNEYS??? THE FUCK YOU SAY!) in throwing their shitfits at the San Diego City Council for not getting their permits fast enough. But Ann knows in her heart of hearts that other people's feelings don't matter at all!


"They're claiming that land is their private land," said [former neighbor Tony] Ciani. "And I'm claiming ... No, it's the city beach."

The California Coastal Commission will decide where Romney can build and where he cannot.

"Everything is fine," said Ann Romney. "We don't concern ourselves with that. We're on with our lives and on with other things."

Ann Romney, how do you manage to lose friends and alienate people every single place you go? Do they hate you because you're beautiful? No, it is because you're actually Pol Pot.

[10News]

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Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.

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