Announcing the Winning Wonkettini Cocktail!

We asked you to come up with the new D.C. Cocktail of the Now, and good jesus did you people respond. There were a hundred or so actual drink recipes submitted in the comments, and your editors painstakingly tested them all in our elaborate Experimental Bar. The winning choice -- with small adjustments by Wonkette and mixologist Scott L of the new Asian Spice restaurant in Chinatown -- will amuse your brain, delight your senses and, most importantly, fuck you up.

The winner is genericuserid, and Asian Spice will treat her to $50 worth of drinkin' for this spectacular recipe:

genericuserid says at 9:43 am, July 15th, 2008

  • 1-1/2 oz. vodka
  • 1/4 oz. Chambord┬« raspberry liqueur
  • 1/4 oz. fresh pineapple juice
  • 1 twist lemon peel

Pour each of the above into a tall bar glass. Shake with ice, serve in a martini glass.

It sounds mighty girly, and is all pink and bubbly, but all my man-friends call this "the blackout drink." It will f*#k you up.

To which we add, in tribute to so many of your recipe ideas and the basic tenets of patriotic liberty:

  • 1 dash of bitters
  • Garnish with two maraschino cherries, stems tied together a la Truck Nutz
  • Serve with a little American Flag toothpick

Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Wonkettini. There it is. Take it and drink.


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