Another Day, Another Loaded Gun Left In A Public Toilet Stall, At Walmart This Time
We may be getting a little jaded. We're starting to wonder if this sort of thing is even news anymore: Some Responsible Gun Owner left his personal Second Amendment Solution behindon top of a toilet-paper dispenser in a Walmart men's room in York, South Carolina, where it was found by another shopper on Sunday. The customer got a manager, who called police, and they found that the .38 caliber revolver was loaded, of course.
And then, of course, the Responsible Gun Owner noticed that he was unprotected against robbery, home invasion, immigrant mobs, and an out-of-control Federal Government bent on tyranny, so he called the police:
Hours later, a man called the York Police Department asking about the gun. He accurately described the gun to police officials and explained that he had left it in the last stall in the men’s room. He was informed that he could pick up the weapon during business hours on Monday, a police spokesperson told the [Rock Hill] Herald.
Currently, no charges have been filed in the incident.
Look, nobody was shot this time, and the gun was found by an adult, so there's no reason to think that there's anything wrong here. America!
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