Anthony Weiner's dick, last seen exploding all over Hillary Clinton, is going to jail, because it needs to go to jail.

You will recall that he was sextagramming with a 15-year-old girl, who he knew was 15, and having her strip down from schoolgirl outfits he'd asked her to wear, and other super gross things we don't even want to repeat (again). (They're here, if you want them.) It was those emails that led the authorities to Huma Abedin's emails backed up to his sex laptop, which led then-FBI Director James Comey to his objectively bizarre letter to Congress, a week before the 2016 election, over the objections of all his superiors in the Department of Justice and the DOJ's own explicit guidelines about electoral interference, informing them that Hillary Clinton might be a recidivist AOL subscriber.

And then she lost the election and it has been lollipops and rainbows ever since.

Anthony Weiner's continued existence on the planet would be Exhibits One Through Nine Hundred that Hillary Clinton is not actually a bloody-handed murderess, because not a fuckin' soul would blame her.

Weiner was sentenced to 21 months in prison. He says he is "sorry."


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