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Mr. Gross Guy and a 15-year-old girl. Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope.
Anthony Weiner's continued existence on the planet would be Exhibits One Through Nine Hundred that Hillary Clinton is not actually a bloody-handed murderess, because not a fuckin' soul would blame her.
Weiner was sentenced to 21 months in prison. He says he is "sorry."
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