Apes, Geurrillas


* The Apes rock the shit out of the Hoisery like they mean it. $10, 8pm at 443 I St. NW. [The Apes]

* Our favorite teacher from high school is DJing at the Cat and coming out is worth 3 bonus points on the final. Free, 9:30pm on the backstage. [Black Cat]

* First night of the Guerrilla Film Fest which showcases, "Live-action flicks, animated shorts and one feature film about the human desire for companionship are on view during this year's festival." $11 per screening, 7pm at 1530 P St. NW. [GFF]

* Daily Show co-creator Lizz Winstead does stand-up which may or may not be funny since she also is one of the brains behind Air America. $22, 9:45pm at the Arlington Cinema and Draft House. [ACDH]


* The Pipettes are cute and British and they sing all kinds of adorable girl group songs. Also playing with Smoosh, a band of 9 year-olds that will make you feel bad about how little you've accomplished in your twenty-whatever years. $10, 9pm [Black Cat]

* Screening of the "Seventh Seal," gives all of us the opportunity to maybe see the movie and stop just nodding in a knowing way whenever someone brings it up at a party. $9, 10:30pm. [AFI]

* Any Rourke of the Smiths comes to DC to play records for money. Half off drinks and free entry before 10. $11 after 10 at the Rock & Roll Hotel. [R&RH]

* Imam Abdul Alim Musa of As-Sabiqun hosts an event that is described in the following way: "Topics to be discussed: Interrogate the Interrogator. Three Stooges Rule: George (Failure) III, Aunt Jemima Rice, and Lon Cheney. Counter de-motivational therapy. The De-Negrolization Process. How to disregard FBI authority without going to jail. How to bring the "sissy" out of your local FBI agent. Counter-harassment techniques (Did your mamma buy that shirt?). Laugh your fears away by laughing in your oppressor's face. Master the "art of selling wolf tickets." How to tell the administration to "kiss my behind" with a smile. How to harass the government that's harassing you." Start on this very evening as the FBI will surely be in attendance. [Imam Musa]


* The Klezmatics can do things with the klezmer others can only dream about. Part of the Jewish Music Festival. $36, 8pm at 1529 16th St. NW [DCJCC]

* A whole lot of John Wayne movies and probably some discussion of John Wayne all on the centennial of his birth. $25, 1pm at the Smithsonian's S. Dillon Ripley Center, 1100 Jefferson Dr. SW . [Ripley]

* Thought he deftones show is sold out, there will be plenty of tattooed 40 year-old dudes in all black standing outside selling tickets. Doors at 8pm. [930]

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Donald Trump's immigration goon squads were all set to start mass arrests and deportations of families in multiple cities Sunday, but before the raids started, he tweeted Saturday that he'd decided to delay the operation by two weeks -- to allow Democrats a chance to join Republicans in trashing US asylum law. Trump took a phone call Friday evening from Nancy Pelosi urging him to hold off on the raids, although it's also possible that internal disagreements about the operation at the Department of Homeland Security may have been part of the reason for the delay, too. In the meantime, Trump gets to terrify undocumented families some more and rant about deporting "millions," although the planned operation was actually targeted only at a couple thousand people who have already received deportation orders.

Immigration and Customs Enforcement had been gearing up to start raids in 10 US cities, including Los Angeles, Chicago, Miami, and Baltimore, to show how tough America is, and never mind that the sweeps would certainly have led to more family separations, as ICE scooped up at least some undocumented parents of children born in the US. The news also comes while the media is reporting filthy, inhuman conditions at the border camps where newly arrested immigrants, including babies, are being packed in, leading to plenty of awkward questions about why the government suddenly wants to arrest more people in the interior of the country? (Hint: President Eichmann just announced his reelection bid.)

The Great Deporter announced the delay of the operation Saturday by Twitter, as if that were normal, then followed up with more bluster Sunday.

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Kamala Harris was holding it down at the South Carolina Democratic Convention this weekend, and she wasn't just there to kick it at Clyburn's Fish Fry, hang out with Berndog Sanders, and just look extra good. No. She fucking running for President, and she's actually got a chance, unlike the many Mayo Casserole Men who keep jumping into the damn race. Why did they jump in after Kamala and Elizabeth Warren, the only people who are even running, clearly said, "We got it from here, boys"? Not sure, but regardless, it was unnecessary. Doesn't matter anyway because who is gonna remember Dadface McDorksky when Kamala is turning it the fuck out with speeches indicting Trump?

Do you believe in America? Kamala Harris believes in America, and her Saturday speech calls out for justice, and righteousness; where Barack Obama struck hopeful, dulcet, aspirational tones, Harris strikes sharp chords of urgency. To say that she read Trump the riot act would be, and is, an understatement; what she did here raised a crucial reality that some Dems refuse to see. Trump MUST be prosecuted. The Democratic nominee will wear many hats, and one of the most important of those hats is that of a prosecutor. There is a case to be made against Donald J. Trump, hell, there are so many cases, and as far as Harris is concerned, who better to make that case, but a COP? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Kamala Harris at the South Carolina Democratic Convention June, 22 2019

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