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Still obsessing about what happened in Boston? Still feeling like you just want to sit home with your family/ friends/ dogs/ cats/ kids/ whatever and tell them all that you love them desperately? Naw. That's for pussies and liberals. Thereal action should be dedicated towards writing your bullshit muslins-did-it-because-of-bamz manifesto because only then can the healing begin:


Unfortunately the sad truth is we will be hit again.  It will happen sooner or later.  It will probably be sooner than later.

There are two reasons why we will be hit again.  First, we have a determined enemy who hates us.  Second, we have a government that is not committed to protecting America.

It is a pretty safe bet right now that this attack was carried out by an Islamist.  It was a well-coordinated attack.  In its publication, Al-Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula called for just this kind of attack.

You guys! This Tea Party Nation dickwad KNOWS THINGS. (We were going to look up which flavor of tea party this particular asshole was, and then we remembered that we don't care and wouldn't mind sending them all to an island to fend for themselves.) He races past tiny bits of maybe-so-maybe-no things he read yesterday (Saudis! Ball bearings! Obummer wouldn't call it terrorism!) just to get to his actual point, which is that if Saint Ronnie was still in office, he'd fix this right up:

Since the first World Trade Center attacks, our government has had the do anything but win strategy.  Bill Clinton treated terrorist attacks as a criminal justice matter. Memo to the left: Terrorists do not fear indictments or even incarceration. Incarcerated terrorists are just an incentive for other terrorists to take hostages and try to secure the imprisoned terrorists’ release.

George Bush thought he could win the war on terror by bureaucracy building and nation building.  Both were abject failures.

We need the Reagan strategy.

What was that?

Ronald Reagan realized something very significant about the communists. They could not compete with the free market so he spent them into oblivion. No shots were fired to win the cold war.

We need to first recognize our enemy and then come up with a strategy to destroy them. This is an ideological war.  While sometimes that will mean guns and bombs, neither will destroy an ideology.

We're going to start writing only one sentence per paragraph.

Maybe only one word per paragraph.

Won't

that

be

nice

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read?

OK, at least in his zeal to get to Reagan, this dickhole remembers that George Bush was actually president in there somewhere. However, also, too, in his zeal to get to Reagan, we get some really impressively incompetent thinking and writing. Reagan spent the damn commies right out of existence! So we should do something something something too! It shouldn't be war, or maybe it should be war, but either way it will be ideological after we recognize the enemy! And Tea Party knows who the enemy is because the muslins have been their monster-under-their-beds bugaboo since ever.

As dumb as the Tea Party post is, the comments really kick it into the highest gear of derp:

First of all, there is no "radical Islam", there is just Islam.

Second, interesting timing:

1) market crash

2) attack in Boston

3) "Security was boosted across the United States... Obama ordered federal agencies to assist police and local officials". (from http://www.israelnationalnews.com/News/News.aspx/167176#.UW1KMIJJaGd) Did he start deploying DHS? Is this the beginning of Martial Law in US?

Nothing is more suspicious than stepping up security after a major city gets its teeth kicked in by a senseless fucking act. These fucknuts make us glad that social media was nonexistent for 9/11 and we weren't subject to the abjectly stupid ramblings of the idiot class. But if we have to read these, you have to as well, because:

(1) we said so

(2) shared pain is the best

(3) when Martial Law or another Improbable Yet Capitalized For Emphasis Thing comes to oppress you, you'll all be ready.

[Tea Party Nation]

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