Are We Going To San Francisco? (Yes)
Hey man we're gonna come up and see you, for the third Wonkette Drinky Thing and Meetup Happening. It's far out! When, where, why? Let us find out together!
It will be at 7 p.m., Friday, July 13.
The dive bar has not yet been confirmed, but we'll put that in our reminder post a few days before our party. We will be meeting at the 540 Club, 540 Clement St., at Seventh Ave. Your Wonket does not know where this is! Maybe it is horrible! We are super-excited.
In the meantime, San Franciscans, you do not have to donate to our Beer Fund since you are already getting a party, but don't you think it's the right thing to do?
Now let us all get in a groovy mood!
Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.