Are You Part of the Pregnant/Divorced/Married Messiah Change?
What makes a truly great Email of the Day? Well, it sure helps to make no direct reference to whatever the hell you're complaining about, and make sure to only use ALL CAPS, and say a bunch of crazy bullshit, and then finish up by calling everybody else demented. "Maria B." did all this and more ....
From: MARIA B.
Date: Sun, May 11, 2008 at 10:28 AM
LOOKS LIKE ALL YOUR READERS SURE KNOW AN AWFUL LOT ABOUT BEING "KNOCKED UP", THEY'RE PROBABLY PART OF THE MODERN GEN THAT FIRST HAS THE KID THEN GETS DIVORCED THEN GETS MARRIED, OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT!
NOW THAT YOU HAVE "THE MESSIAH" TO LOOK FORWARD TO LEADING ALL OF YOU TO "CHANGE", ALL YOU HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT IS SITTING BACK AND SOLICITING MORE DEMENTIA FROM YOUR READERS.
GOD HELP AMERICA !!!