We could make the expected joke about the cover image for Ari Fleischer's new book on press bias. But we don't think he's saying he has tiny tiny dick. It's more about the amount of respect he has for journalists.

We invite you to see what we mean

True: He also has a wee little johnson.

Taking Heat : The President, the Press, and My Years in the White House [Amazon]

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