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Arizona Fully Recovers From Giffords Shooting, Honoring 'Official State Gun'

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That Arizona shooting? It was pretty awesome. A whole lot of people in Arizona seemed to like it, at least, because guns are cool. The type of gun used in the crime, a Glock, you will remember, suddenly becamea very popular accessory that flew off store shelves. But perhaps here is some more evidence: Arizona is about to name an "official state firearm." While pussier states like yours may have an "official state bird" or "official state rock" or "official state Confederate flag," Arizona is showing how it's done. Say hello to the Colt single-action Army revolver, the official gun of shooting people in Arizona.


Our formerly desert-dwelling pal Cord Jefferson has the embarrassing details on his homeland:

Sponsored by 43 of the 90 members of the Arizona legislature, the new bill seeks to make the Colt single-action Army revolver the "official state firearm" of Arizona. In January, lawmakers in Utah moved to make M1911 semi-automatic pistol the official gun of that state.

In a Facebook group advocating for all states to adopt official state guns, the administrator writes, "States have symbols such as flags, birds, dinosaurs, reptiles, insects, flowers, even cookware. None of these symbols would have become necessary without guns and the freedoms they helped our forefathers obtain."

GUNS MADE BIRDS HAPPEN. GUNS MADE DINOSAURS HAPPEN. WE ARE NOT SURE IF GUNS MADE GOD OR GOD MADE GUNS, BUT THEY'RE PRETTY GOOD FRIENDS, AT LEAST. [GOOD]

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The Dumb Song Of J. Dinesh Prufrock

A quick Dear Shitferbrains for you smart kids today, in response to our recent piece on Dinesh D'Souza's continued insistence that historian Kevin M. Kruse please bitchslap him with facts again and again. It turns out we picked the wrong historian to lionize, according to "Hadding Scott," who dropped by to let us know we had foolishly referred to a mere Princeton professor instead of to the most comprehensive take-down-er of D'Souza's lies, "Hadding Scott" himself.

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Among the primary results from Tuesday that we didn't report: Chris Murphy, US Senator from Connecticut, managed to hold on to the Democratic nomination for a second term. Actually, if you want to get all technical about it, he didn't win the nom Tuesday -- he'd already been nominated at the state party convention in May, and the Dem primary was cancelled since Murphy was the only one to file. Murphy's also heavily favored to win reelection this fall. The biggest question for Murphy is whether he's hoping to seek some other office in a couple years. (As if any prominent Democratic senator hasn't already mentally compared their inaugural crowd size to Trump's.)

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