Arizona Town Hall Folk Murder John McCain, Tear Lifeless Body To Shreds With Their Teeth

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That is sad, you guys. United States Senator John McCain is dead, murdered by these fat insane Arizonans for loving Messicans too much. "These people care for our babies," he moaned, as the crowd descended upon him.

One man yelled that only guns would discourage illegal immigration. Another man complained that illegal immigrants should never be able to become citizens or vote. A third man said illegal immigrants were illiterate invaders who wanted free government benefits.

McCain urged compassion. “We are a Judeo-Christian nation,” he said. McCain’s other town hall meeting took place in Green Valley, south of Tucson.

Well, that should teach John McCain ... something. Probably that he needs to be more of his usual dick self again, because "nice John McCain" gonna get second amendmented probably, for freedom.

[TPM / MSNBC]

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