Arlen and Jeff's Excellent Adventure
From Al Kamen's column in this morning's Post:
Sens. Arlen Specter (R-Pa.) and Jeff Sessions (R-Ala.) and a staffer... are spending part of the Passover/Easter holidays in a traditional setting.
And what could be more traditional than the heart of the Amazon jungle -- or in Brazil's spectacular Ariau Amazon Towers, the most famous of Amazon resorts, a place where the treetop "Tarzan" suites can run $3,000 a night?
Okay, we'll bite: Who was the "staffer" who accompanied Senator Sessions on this Amazonian adventure? Was it sexy scheduler Stormie Janzen? Scarlotte Deupree, Miss Alabama 2002? Or "Scarlet," another Sessions staffer who was a Miss Alabama contestant?
Being a United States Senator still has its perks. Even if they take away your lobbyist-funded lunches and vacations, there's no law against hiring hotties.