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The Washington DC Improv comedy club held its 12th annual "Funniest Celebrity in Washington" fundraiser last night, where politicians, TV personalities, local cultural aesthetes and ex-Wonkette editors (Mary Cox or whatever, as well as Pareene this year) give stand-up comedy an awkward try. Unsurprisingly, the winner was Onion assistant editor Joseph Randazzo, followed by Sen. Arlen Specter (video above, via PennLive) in second and Cox lady in third. Randazzo had all sorts of jo--

WTF ARLEN SPECTER WON SECOND IN A COMEDY CONTEST??



In the same voice he usually uses to question Alberto Gonzalez about secret torture e-mails, Specter tells a few jokes about Bob Dole's penis and Elizabeth Dole's on-again, off-again interest in it. He also tackles Dan Quayle -- has there been a Dan Quayle joke in the last 15 years? -- and how he thought "harass" was two words. Naughty, naughty, Mr. Senior Senator from the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania!

Ooh ooh, next time tell that one about how you left a voicemail on Larry Craig's machine a month or two ago and told him he shouldn't commit to resigning despite his obvious ethics violation in pleading guilty to a crime and how it's weird because you're the ranking Republican on the Senate Judiciary Committee!

DC's funniest -- Arlen Specter? [PennLive]

Old Senator Makes Fun Of Old Ex-Senator [Philadelphia Will Do]

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