Ashcroft's Going Away

We were playing that administration flashcard game and, wait, Ashcroft's no longer Attorney General? We knew there's was a reason our porn seemed less censored. Pouring over inauguration week email, we found this missive from a more alert correspondent:

Went down to the AG's going away party and couldn't decide I what I wanted to see more (a) him cry like a bitch (he did); (b) a spontaneous rendition of the AG's "when Eagles Soar" (or whatever the fuck his latest lyrical attempt at coining the next "I'm Proud to be an America" is); or (c) the baring of Lady Justice's breasts, which have been covered for four years.

I decided I wanted the tits, but to no avail. Mabe Gonzo will be a bit more lenient.


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