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Ask Wonkette: Editorial Boundaries

The Nation's story on Bush administration official David Hager's non-consensual (and frequent) sodomizing of his wife had readers wondering:


Do you think you can take credit for the Nation's new editorial direction? I'd like to think that Wonkette is responsible for the entry of ass-fucking into political discourse but maybe we should give Ann Coulter some props, too.
First of all, we love Ann, who by refusing to answer the question "How do you feel about marriages where the man does nothing but fuck his wife up the ass?" provided plenty of, well, wiggle-room for fellow family-values fan Hager and his "traditional" marriage.

We're not sure if we can take claim we're the ones to have led The Nation down that, er, alley, but we are very pleased to have them join us on it. It's still our road. 'Cause, you know, us and ass-fucking? It's like David Sanger and North Korea: You can write whatever stories you want, but only we have Condi's number.

You have our number: Send queries to .

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It started with them damn hats. (Image: Wikimedia Commons)

A guest post by "Knitsy McPurlson," which we suspect is not a real name.

Yr Wonkette is not the only website run by brilliant peoples unafraid to poke people with sharp, pointy sticks. Ravelry.com – a website for knitters, crocheters, and other folks interested in textiles and fiber arts – is poking people with knitting needles, which are very sharp indeed.

This past weekend, Ravelry.com's founders showed the world how easy it is to de-platform white nationalists and racists when they banned all "support of Donald Trump and his administration" from their website, concluding they "cannot provide a space that is inclusive of all and also allow support for open white supremacy." Seems like people smart enough to decode a knitting pattern are also smart enough to decode Trump's not-so-hidden message of racism and white nationalism.

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One day, God willing, my grandchildren will click open their history textbooks and read about the Central American migrant internment camps. They'll learn about sick kids, locked in cages, kept hungry and dirty and cold for weeks on end, and they'll be horrified.

"Bubbie," they'll say, "how could this happen in America? How could there be toddlers sleeping on the ground without blankets, without soap or toothbrushes to clean themselves?"

"I don't know. I wish I had done more. I'm ashamed," I'll say. We will all have to answer for this atrocity. But some of us will have to answer more than others. Not just the archvillains like Stephen Miller and John Kelly, but the people who kept right on doing their jobs, even as those jobs morphed into defending concentration camps.

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