Ask Wonkette: Player Hater
Wonkette occasionally answers reader mail. Send yours to . Reader J.L. wants to attract our attention:
Dear Ms. Wonkette.Thanks for writing! I should be honest... Oh, wait, I was. When I said I hated Goldberg and Malkin Tuesday night, I also added I don't really hate anyone very much. That I should correct: I hate myself. But Goldberg and Malkin? I am merely annoyed by them. If you want to annoy me, J.L., you're going to have to try harder.
I understand that you "hate" Jonah Goldberg and Michelle Malkin.
Would it be possible for you to hate me too?
If I helps, let me assure you that I find your blog to be shallow, your style insipid and (to the best of my ability to discern) you seem like a really petty person.
Thanks in advance for your consideration of my request.