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Does Ana Marie Cox actually have a brain.First of all: I do have a brain. It's very helpful for producing "gutteral slime" and making my fingers move across keyboard. I am, however, slowly destroying it with alcohol. But don't worry: my liver will go first. Second: I do help kids. Their names are Barb and Jenna.
It is so sad hearing this bimbo trying to nose up to Imus, with the only value she thinks she is adding is talking gutteral slime about the lower side of humanity.
Get a life - this gal is a slug, and a pathetic parasite to talking about the grime in life.
Ana, why don't you put your efforts into something more productive in your life - like helping kids for a living.