Attention School Districts: Camille Paglia Does Not Care For Your Sex-Ed Condoms And Gaydoctrination


Sometimes we worry that we're turning into old weird Camille Paglia. "YOU ARE CRIMINALIZING THE MALE ESSENCE!!!!1!" we shriek when girls go, "he whistled at me, I am malegazeraped, waah." So it is good to know we are not turning into Camille Paglia, since she is now sexplaining why sex ed should be more prude.

What does Camille Paglia have to say in her bizarrely mistitled "Put the Sex Back in Sex Ed"? Blah blah blah, genders should be separated for sex ed (fine); girls should know they have more to lose from casual sex than boys (ehhhhhhhhh, maybe fuck you?, but okay, "disagree"); girls need "life-planning advice" on making the decision about whether to focus on their job early or late, pre- or post-kids (shut the fuck up Camille Paglia) because that is a good kind of life-planning advice, but no condoms at schools and also no gay stuff at schools and no explanation of sexual pleasure at schools and no "political" anti-bullying campaigns at schools and no too much secular libertinism at schools and WHAT EVEN THE FUCK CAMILLE PAGLIA????

Camille Paglia, we say this as people who worry about turning into a bizarre old contrarian such as yourself, and who no longer worry about that thank you: your brain has turned to blancmange.


Rebecca Schoenkopf

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