Awesome Manly Sportsball Sportscaster Guys Know Paternity Leave Is For Pussies
Sometimes, the level of douchenozzle that comes with being a sportsball sportscaster guy is breathtaking. Take WFAN's Mike Francesa, who is the maddest of all that baseball-flavored sportsball player Daniel Murphy, who plays for the New York Mets, got a whopping TWO GAMES OFF because his wife had a baby.
OUTFUCKINGRAGEOUS. Everybody knows that real men don't need to take even one second off, because having the baby is the wife's job, fellas.
I don't know why you need three days off. I'm gonna be honest. You see the birth and you get back. What are you doing the first couple of days? Maybe you take care of the other kids? You gotta have someone do that if you're a Major League Baseball player. I'm sorry, you do. Because your wife doesn't need your help the first couple of days. You know that. You're not doing much those first couple of days with the baby that was just born.
Bonding with babies is for pussies and wimps. Real men just ignore the kid until he's old enough to play catch or drive to the store and buy his old man cigarettes.