Awesome Pirate Alcohol Party In Media Pavilion #2
While Ken and Sara have taken the "good passes" to the Pepsi Center, your humble associate editor has a mere "perimeter pass," which gives access to the parking lot. But look what we've found in one of the plastic "media pavilions": the Captain Morgan's "Captain For President" lounge, with comfy black chairs and free Tanqueray. We're just cold eatin' pretzel mix and watchin' teevee with this pirate dude. Everyone come to Media Pavilion #2. The best part about this place is that they have the teevees on mute.