We couldn't have put it better ourselves: Wonkette joins Gawker in wishing "A very happy ninth birthday to the Drudge Report, the source from which the world gets its most accurate, manly, and least politically skewed gossip."
Gawker suggests spanking Drudge, but that's what Gawker's into. Matt would actually prefer that you put on some chaps and ride 'em.
