Baby Shark Jesus Forgives You, Harold Brazil
This little shark in Virginia was immaculately conceived! How long until Baby Shark Jesus replaces Sarah Palin on the GOP ticket, to Appeal To The Base? [ WTOP ]
Some geniuses are trying to encourage you to drink responsibly, by making you buy six beers when you only want one. [ DCist ]
Hillary Clinton's new email pyramid scheme is called the "Hotliner." It's based out of the Watergate and sounds like it involves sexy eyeliner. [ Fishbowl DC ]
Local states Maryland and Virginia rank 10th and 11th, respectively, on Business Week 's list of most terribly mismanaged state budgets. [ DC Examiner ]
A certain formed DC Councilman/Pynchon character named "Harold Brazil" was arrested for assaulting someone who worked at a tattoo parlor. [ Washington Post ]