Bachmann Iraq Trip Nets Her Sixteen New Children, Renewed Confidence in War Plan

Minnesota Congresswoman, President-fondler, child-farmer, and crazy-ass foster-MILF Michele Bachmann went to Iraq. The thrilling story of her trip was recounted recently in the Times of St. Cloud, Minnesota, that bastion of quality journalism and repository of insane ghost-penned letters from the children of Bachmann's staff recounting how awesome a job their mom's boss is doing. It sounds like it went pretty well!

While meeting with the US Ambassador, Bachmann reports being warned to take cover from mortar attacks within the walled green zone four separate times. This was as much action as the Congresswoman would see on her fact-finding trip, though.

Security conditions in Iraq prevented Bachmann from meeting any Iraqis, leaving the Green Zone or staying in Iraq overnight. She and other congressional members were required to wear full body armor, including Kevlar helmets, during the entire trip, she said.

Naturally, Bachmann is very confident that the surge is working. Also she is very confident that the president will call her back, soon. Because their time together surely meant just as much to him as it did to her, he just needs more time to realize his true feelings.

Bachmann: Surge Needs Time [St Cloud Times]


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