Baptist Wingnut To Weiner: Maybe You Should Worship the REAL God

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And whosever shall tweet with me will not sext the womens no more.Important fundamentalist Baptist official Albert Mohler has some unsolicited advice for Anthony Weiner: Why not worship the real god, Jesus, instead of that Jew god you claim to love so much. It's a good point! Fundamentalist Christian guys almost never send Twitter pictures of their genitals to women, because most fundamentalist Christian men are homosexuals. But would "switching sides" from Jew to Christian somehow make Weiner become homosexual, too? Experts are torn, the way a Baptist leader is torn between loving his fat wife or loving that smooth young Puerto Rican boy down at the beach resort. Also, did you know Anthony Weiner might be a secret Muslim? This was the wingnut opinion the other day, before it turned out that Weiner really just needs to embrace Jesus, in that way.


CNN reports, because why not:

One of the nation’s most prominent evangelicals has entered the debate over whether Anthony Weiner will benefit from therapy, encouraging the embattled Jewish New York congressman to try Jesus instead.

Albert Mohler, president of the Southern Baptist Theological Seminary, tweeted this message of the weekend: “Dear Congressman Weiner: There is no effective ‘treatment’ for sin. Only atonement, found only in Jesus Christ." The tweet set some tongues a wagging, especially because Weiner is Jewish.

"Tongues wagging," CNN? Do you people have to write about how you're jacking off to this? Ugh. [CNN]

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