Barack Obama As Terrible At Halloween As He Is At Everything Else
Apparently Barack Obama is as bad at Halloween as you Terrible Ones are at caption contests! (Why do you suck, Terrible Ones? WHYYYYYY?) Michelle Obama, meanwhile, at least went as a Mean Girl, with the animal ears but minus the "something slutty."
And to make matters worse, this is a recycled photo from Halloween 2009, but it is running on the "Barack Obama" twittenfeed today. And sure, while the feed is actually run by communist front group "Organizing For Action," it just proves how hard Barack Obama fails at Halloween.
A cool president would dress up as Spider-Man.
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