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Barack Obama Basically Punches Queen Of England

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The Obamas have a terrible relationship with the Queen of England, Elizabeth Windsor. This is known. When they visited the Queen a few months ago, Barack Obamagave Her Majesty a "Touch iPod" loaded with hardcore interracial pornography films and swine flu. Michelle Obama, meanwhile, grabbed the Queen's boobs for at least 30 minutes. The whole affair was vulgar. And now look what's up: Gordon Brown didn't invite the Queen to a Normandy party in Nicolas Sarkozy's country, and she is pissed. Why did Barack Obama insult the Queen like this?


Indeed, she is decidedly displeased, angry even, that she was not invited to join President Obama and France’s president, Nicolas Sarkozy, next week at commemorations of the 65th anniversary of the D-Day landings in Normandy, according to reports published in Britain’s mass-circulation tabloid newspapers on Wednesday. Pointedly, Buckingham Palace did not deny the reports.

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... On June 6, when Mr. Obama and Mr. Sarkozy attend commemorations at the iconic locations associated with the American D-Day assault — Utah Beach, the town of Ste.-Mère-Église, where the first United States paratroopers landed, and the American war cemetery at Colleville-sur-Mer — the highest-ranking British representative will be Prime Minister Gordon Brown. His main role will be at ceremonies at the town of Arromanches, near the beaches where British troops landed.

Here, specifically, is how Barack Obama screwed up:

The tabloids quoted anonymous palace officials as saying the Brown government dropped the ball, possibly because of reported strains between Mr. Brown and the queen. Among other issues, the queen is said to have cooled on Mr. Brown because of his habit of appearing late for their weekly audiences. The Daily Mail quoted one “senior palace official” as saying that the palace had made clear to the government that the queen would have liked to have gone to Normandy.

Why does Barack Obama show up late for his weekly meetings with the Queen? What a dingus. WHO WOULD WANT to go to Normandy with this man?

Left Out of D-Day Events, Queen Elizabeth Is Fuming [NYT]

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