Barack Obama Continues To Take Questions From Internets, Instead Of Newspapers
Here's your tech nerd President Barack Obama on the YouTube, most likely reading off a TelePrompTer so as not to send Wall Street the wrong signals. He tells the Internet that it can send him questions to which he will respond, in Internet video form, during a Thursday morning pornographic feed.
"We're going to take advantage of the Internet," he explains, "to bring all of you to the White House to talk about the economy." Hear that? When you turn on your Internet Thursday morning, it will use Obama Power to transport you to the White House, through a wormhole. This would never have been possible had he not recently seized the Internet.
As for the Most Popular questions at the moment, they are mostly from dirty fucking hippies, asking about marijuana.