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Barack Obama Gives Sweet Father's Day Interview To World's Best Interviewer ... Jenna Bush

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There's been a lot of tsuris in the comments this week, because we have been ragging on Chelsea Clinton for being terrible at the job she apparently got paid one-and-a-half New York Times editors to "work."

What about Jenna Bush, you all whined, like a bunch of whiners, why aren't you complaining about her salary at NBC?

Well ... maybe because, regardless of whether her crew is a Team of Assholes, she is actually good at it! (I KNOW.)

Here she is lisping and saying "Febuary" in her interview with Prezzy Odaddy, and everything about it is wonderful. He's sweet, she's sweet and funny, she snickers constantly (but in a nice way; she just can't keep it in!), and it's pretty much the perfect amount of Putting Yourself in the Story, and at one point she tries to goad him into remembering that OH THATS RIGHT YOU WERE SO DRUNK *ALL THE TIME*, but he does not fall for it, because he's a gentleman. Happy Father's Day, all. Go drink the pain away of Jenna Bush now being our second favorite former White House Kid (long live Amy Carter, forever and ever, amen).

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Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.

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It's the night before the two-night Democratic primary debate extravaganza, and we're already tired. Turns out having 20 candidates spread across two nights when only six or eight of them matter is not the must-see TV we all thought it was going to be! But that's not to dissuade you from getting excited! We're excited! We're so excited! We're so ...

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SCARED!

In case you need a reminder, here is how it's going to go down:

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Lately he's been blowing smoke from another orifice.

After a cursory examination of the TWELVE filings in the case against California Congressman Duncan Hunter just in the past 24 hours, we can confidently declare that that guy is a fucking idiot. The prosecutors have him by every last one of his short and curlies -- which is what happens when you use your campaign credit card to pay for hundreds of thousands of dollars of ski trips, video games, tuition, and plane tickets for the family rabbit.

A rational human being would have pleaded down a year ago and given up his congressional seat, since he could cash out and make a lot more money as a lobbyist anyway. But not Duncan Hunter! He made the federal government chase him down and document every last carton of cigarettes, round of tequila, and Uber ride of shame home from his many girlfriends' houses in a 60-count indictment filed last August. And still this dumb sumbitch refused to admit he was caught, even after his lovely wife (and co-conspirator) Margaret Hunter flipped on him this month -- which is what happens when you use your campaign credit card to carry on multiple affairs and you piss off the US Attorneys enough that they put every 7 a.m. Uber ride in your indictment.

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