Your Wonkette traveled to the mysterious ghost town of Rochester, NH, this afternoon to hear Barry Obama talk about Change. As you may know, Barack Obama is the candidate of Change, and some anti-abortion people interrupted the beginning of his Change speech to to heckle him for Changing living fetuses into trashcan filler.

Obama had to linger around and mumble some bullshit about Hoping the protesters into non-douchebags, but they kept going. You know Barry, though -- he thought it was pretty neat that all these 'bags came out to organize, no matter their opinion! Aww. Then he just said "In one day..." over and over and over, so we Changed ourselves out of the room to beat the traffic.

Know Hope.


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