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Remember when this website was all about Barack Obama? Whatever happened to that guy, anyway? According to these Flickr pictures that Michelle posted on the family's Flickr site, the Obamas are currently in Ireland getting all bloated on Guinness. And who is that drunk on the right, Timothy Geithner perhaps? Maybe he is "fixing" the Irish economy too, hahahaha. (IRELAND: YOU CAN KEEP HIM!)


Where else has Barack Obama been, while the rest of us check our roommates' coats for spare change? It looks like Obama got raptured!

Not really. He's in Ireland drinking "stout," remember? And Irish people definitely don't go to Heaven. (One time we read that sad Irish book about the mom's ashes. No heaven for those people, just sadness and pints.)

Obama was actually down in Rio for the premiere of Angry Birds Rio. [White House Flicker/White House Flickr via Tim Murphy's Tumblr]

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Well, not really a bar, but a conference, and not just any conference, baybee. We're talking BIO, the annual gathering of biotech execs, policy makers, and scientists put on by the Biotechnology Innovation Organization (aka, not just a lobbying group!). Who has two thumbs and attended the gathering a couple of weeks ago? This Mexican.

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It's a new week in America, and as usual everything is going to hell, because that's what happens when you allow 70,000 "economic anxiety" voters in the Rust Belt, Vladimir Putin, and James Comey to decide an election. We will have many stories about Donald Trump's brutal crackdown on Hispanic toddlers today, but in this post, we must revisit that greatest of Americans, Devin Fucking Nunes, congressman from California, possible literal actual Russian agent and (alleged) cow romancer from all the most romantic novels about cow romance. As the French say, ooh la la FUCKING DEVIN.

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