Barack Obama Hoarding America's Most Precious Resource: White Lady Boobs
How does it feel to be living in an unprecedented era of presidential overreach, America, one where tyrant Obama demands copies of "True Detective" and you have to slave over your television every Sunday like the peasant you are? Worse, now your African
-American president Kenyan usurper saw white girl Alexandra Daddario's boobs BEFORE YOU DID. The horror!